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How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
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i don’t know what these are but i love them
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“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
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my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
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