internet-slang: BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE heck heckaroo frick frop nincompoop heckle deckle diddly darn pokémon zoowe mama do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
steaktumblr: choosey moms choose gif
yeahitsmarco: *phone vibrates while sitting on it*
elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”: You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw Cons: absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
gossipgandhi: i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way