me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
justtouchedawkwardly: Katy Perry and Russell Brand ending their marriage!!
Woman sues family of teenager killed by train -... →
justsittinghere: deus—ex-machina: A man killed while crossing train tracks can be sued for injuries caused to a woman on the platform, when one of his severed body parts hit her, a court has ruled. Hiroyuki Joho, 18, died when he ran in front of a 70mph Amtrak train at Edgebrook Metra station in Chicago in 2008. It was pouring with rain and the teen had an umbrella over his head. His ...
1612th: that guy from lmfao is 37 worst midlife crisis ever
previouslysane: … ….fuck it let’s get it to 50
lardypoison: snackparade: what is the nickelback fandom called Deaf