johndavesexual: fun fact did you know that hell’s national anthem is actually a five year old playing ‘hot cross buns’ on the recorder
Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
tomahok: my mother does not care about fashion
me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
richwhitelesbian: sext: u take off your shirt. i take off my pants. i take off another pair of pants. i take off a pair of pants under those pants. i take off an endlessly repeating series of pants. the designs get stranger and increasingly more surreal with every pair. 30 years later i’m still going and we are just as in love as the moment i took off the first pair.
Macbeth. You’re killin’ me.
missjadeharley: msbennets: whoresilee: ...
Love can wait. Hunger can't.
sandysmind: i’m rEALLY MAD RIGHT NOW AT THAT I DON’T KNOW WHY LOOK
jzul: you’re walking in the woods there is no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him….. (shia lebeouf)
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
abuserr: why are 14 year olds pregnant and i cant get a high-five from a boy
sarvel: I searched Shia LeBeouf in soundcloud...
crumblebread: remember that time two guys kissed on the mouth on nickelodeon
pokingsmot: rihanna: Nicki Minaj’s best live moments. o m f g
mdnabutbornthatway: david-the-third: Remember when that kid from Glee dissed Katy? OH MY GOD
tyleroakley: I searched Shia LaBeouf in...
chuckquizmo: you’re walking in the woods there’s no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him